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Roy Hann

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(Msg. 1) Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:25 am Post subject: It's Friday! Yay!! Archived from groups: comp>databases>ingres (more info?)

http://xkcd.com/908/ -- Roy UK Ingres User Association Conference 2012 will be on Tuesday June 12 2012. See www.uk-iua.org.uk >> Stay informed about: It's Friday! Yay!!

Karl Schendel

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(Msg. 2) Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 6:42 am Post subject: Re: [Info-Ingres] It's Friday! Yay!! [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

On Jun 17, 2011, at 3:55 AM, Roy Hann wrote: > http://xkcd.com/908/ > "Who would want to do that?" I love it. Karl >> Stay informed about: It's Friday! Yay!!

Martin Bowes

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(Msg. 3) Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:25 am Post subject: Re: [Info-Ingres] It's Friday! Yay!! [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

True story... One day many years ago when computer rooms had 12inch tape reels everywhere... Some of our operators got bored and they started playing Ninjas using the tape write-lock rings. Those things were about three inches in diameter and made of a hard rubber, so they made the most perfect non-lethal shirukens. As the Ninja war raged around the computer room, someone ducked, the write-lock ring sailed harmlessly overhead and impacted the emergency power stop switch with enough force to do what the switch was designed to do. Oh to have been a fly on the wall when that happened! Marty -----Original Message----- From: Karl Schendel [mailto:schendel@kbcomputer.com] Sent: 17 June 2011 11:42 To: Ingres and related product discussion forum Subject: Re: [Info-Ingres] It's Friday! Yay!! On Jun 17, 2011, at 3:55 AM, Roy Hann wrote: > http://xkcd.com/908/ > "Who would want to do that?" I love it. Karl _______________________________________________ Info-Ingres mailing list Info-Ingres RemoveThis @kettleriverconsulting.com http://ext-cando.kettleriverconsulting.com/mailman/listinfo/info-ingres >> Stay informed about: It's Friday! Yay!!

Roy Hann

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(Msg. 4) Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:25 am Post subject: Re: [Info-Ingres] It's Friday! Yay!! [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

Karl Schendel wrote: > > On Jun 17, 2011, at 3:55 AM, Roy Hann wrote: > >> http://xkcd.com/908/ >> > > "Who would want to do that?" > > I love it. My favorite was, "There's a lot of caching." -- Roy UK Ingres User Association Conference 2012 will be on Tuesday June 12 2012. See www.uk-iua.org.uk >> Stay informed about: It's Friday! Yay!!

Roy Hann

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(Msg. 5) Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 8:25 am Post subject: Re: [Info-Ingres] It's Friday! Yay!! [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

Martin Bowes wrote: > Those things were about three inches in diameter and made of a hard > rubber, so they made the most perfect non-lethal shirukens. Man, I'd forgotten about write-protect rings! I only used them for about 15 years... Is this how memory loss starts? (Or has it started when you begin telling vivid anecdotes about the Old Days on the Internet?) -- Roy UK Ingres User Association Conference 2012 will be on Tuesday June 12 2012. See www.uk-iua.org.uk >> Stay informed about: It's Friday! Yay!!

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